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    <p>I'm working on my self-promotion skills, so let's see here; what good things can I say about myself...</p> <p>I code for a living. Like, I'm so good that they <em>pay</em> me.</p> <p><strong><em>No, c'mon, you can do better than that. Dig deeper...</em></strong></p> <p>My <a href="/questions/tagged/regex" class="post-tag" title="show questions tagged &#39;regex&#39;" rel="tag">regex</a>es bring all the boys to the yard.</p> <p><strong><em>Nah; sounds weird. And those poor kids were probably just wondering why that guy was outside cursing at lookaheads...</em></strong></p> <p>Chuck Norris once tried to roundhouse one of my <a href="/questions/tagged/java" class="post-tag" title="show questions tagged &#39;java&#39;" rel="tag">java</a> classes and broke his foot.</p> <p><strong><em>Still a little pop culture-y, and it doesn't even make sense unless you rely on pretty liberal poetic license with the whole "solid code" metaphor...we're getting there, though.</em></strong></p> <p>I don't even have to tell <a href="/questions/tagged/gwt" class="post-tag" title="show questions tagged &#39;gwt&#39;" rel="tag">gwt</a> to <code>create()</code> anymore; it just knows.</p> <p><strong><em>Hey, we could be onto something here...</em></strong></p> <p><a href="/questions/tagged/perl" class="post-tag" title="show questions tagged &#39;perl&#39;" rel="tag">perl</a> always passes by reference when I'm around.</p> <p><a href="/questions/tagged/gcc" class="post-tag" title="show questions tagged &#39;gcc&#39;" rel="tag">gcc</a> likes to show me its <code>.o</code> face.</p> <p>I once installed hardware acceleration for the <a href="/questions/tagged/android" class="post-tag" title="show questions tagged &#39;android&#39;" rel="tag"><img src="https://i.stack.imgur.com/tKsDb.png" height="16" width="18" alt="" class="sponsor-tag-img">android</a> emulator, but I found it ran faster if I just stared at it disapprovingly.</p> <p>I know what <a href="/questions/tagged/xcode" class="post-tag" title="show questions tagged &#39;xcode&#39;" rel="tag">xcode</a> error messages mean.</p> <p><strong><em>OK, so that last one was obviously a fabrication. No one knows what the heck Xcode is talking about.</em></strong></p>
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